deodoRANT

OK.....so I think I've mentioned I'm about to POP...well, actually I have a few more weeks, but feel like it's any day now. Well people, this does all kinds of terribly gross sweaty things to me. It's HOT people! I said HOT! Now I know I'm walking around with the equivalent of a 1st grader attached to my body (thank goodness I will NOT be birthin' that!). I do have quite a bit of extra padding, so I know it makes me way hotter than others, but COME ON!

Here's my issue....it's not that I'm huge. It's not really that I'm sweaty or hot. It's this.....if a deodorant states that it's an INVISIBLE solid deodorant, then I expect to be able to slather that stuff all up and down my pits and not have to worry about the "invisible" deodorant showing up white all over my black sleeveless shirt! Is that too much to ask?!?!

So there you go.....there's my deodoRANT!